GREENBERG: Do you draw?
TURNER: No, not at all. I can’t draw. I’m good on the yo-yo, but I don’t draw.
GREENBERG: The yo-yo, as in the ’90s staple?
TURNER: Well, yes, but it’s the yo-yo. It’s not just the ’90s! There was a yo-yo boom in the ’90s, but I’m waiting for the next one to come back.
GREENBERG: You may have to initiate that return of the yo-yo.
TURNER: Yeah, yeah. I think I will [laughs].
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
"Where is my Edward Cullen?"
"Where is my Damon Salvatore?"
"Where is my Christian Grey?"
For your sake, jail I hope.
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
now my favourite post on tumblr